99-97:

No offense to me but wtf am I doing

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

johnnycrass:

jusr found out about this great POC owned alternative to Amazon called Aliexpress

melancholytimes:

omghotmemes:

We’re they

I used to think these and Lindor were the HEIGHT of luxury

your-url-is-problematic:

i-wrotethisforme:

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.

your-url-is-problematic:

i-wrotethisforme:

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.

digital-magus:

spaceminxx:

femmewitch:

they’re not wrong tho 👀

Some of yall in the notes really wanna steal terms from bi women who have been using them since before you were born. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

“Bisexual: Assume Nothing” has exactly the same energy as 95% of modern Bisexual shitposts and I love it

kieraelieson:

crafty-butch:

crafty-butch:

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here’s how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

1. make coffee

regular day:

1. put water in coffee maker
2. put coffee in coffee maker
3. turn on coffee maker

bad day:

1. take pot from coffee maker
2. turn on sink
3. fill up coffee pot
4. turn off sink
5. pour water into coffee maker
6. put coffee pot in coffee maker
7. open cupboard
8. get coffee filter from cupboard
9. get coffee beans from cupboard
10. put filter in coffee pot
11. measure coffee
12. pour coffee into filter
13. close coffee maker
14. turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a “14 steps to make coffee” kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

unstrungbones:

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

mogatrat:

trompehue-studios:

kirbyfanneox:

thebuttkingpost:

sexualbolshevism:

weloveshortvideos:

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

glamour-divine:

racist teens having their college offers taken away and racist adults getting fired from their jobs? we love to see it. face the consequences of your words and actions